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August 30, 2013

Helpful Husband

When I came downstairs Sunday morning, I found my wife making soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.

As I walked in, she turned to me and said, “You need to make love to me this very minute!”

Seizing the moment, I did so, right there on the kitchen table.

Afterward, she just said “thanks” and turned back to the stove.

“What was that all about?” I said.

She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”

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