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August 26, 2013

Andrew Sullivan

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got in and told the cabbie:  “Perfect timing. You’re just Like Andrew.”

Cabbie: “Who?”

Passenger: “Andrew Sullivan. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like you coming along when I needed a cab. Things like that happen to Andrew Sullivan every single time.”

Cabbie: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”

Passenger: “Not Andrew Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”

Cabbie: “Sounds like he was something really special.”

Passenger: “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything.”

Cabbie: “Wow. Some guy.”

Passenger: “Yep, and he really knew how to treat a woman. He would never answer her back, even if she was in the wrong. And his clothing was always immaculate and his shoes gleaming. No one could ever measure up to Andrew Sullivan.”

Cabbie: “An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?”

Passenger: “Oh, I never actually met him. He was my wife’s first husband.”

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