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August 21, 2013

Every Last Nickel

A father and his young son are at a restaurant. The father gives the boy three nickels to play with.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking and turns blue. The father realizes that the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts pounding him on the back.

The boy coughs up two of the nickels, but keeps choking. The father begins yelling for help.

A woman in a business suit at the next table calmly puts down her fork, walks over to the boy, takes hold of his testicles, and starts to squeeze.

Up comes the nickel, which the woman deftly catches and hands to the father.

The grateful father cries, “I’ve never seen anyone do that before! It was fantastic! Are you a doctor?”

“No,” says the woman. “I’m with the IRS.”

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