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August 19, 2013

Sexual Security

Mary and Sue were having a conversation during their lunch break.

“So, Sue,” Mary said, “how’s your sex life these days?”

Sue replied, “Oh, you know. It’s the Social Security kind.”

“Social Security?”

“Yeah. I get a little each month, but it’s not enough to live on.”

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