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August 1, 2013

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An airline introduced a special offer for businessmen. The deal: Buy your ticket, get a free ticket for your wife.

The campaign was a huge success. Later, the company sent letters to all the wives, asking how their trip was.

All of them gave the same reply: "What  trip?"

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