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July 12, 2013

Hearing Voices

A man walked into a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively, “You’ve got great hair!” The man looked around but couldn’t see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer.

A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say, “You’re a handsome man!” The man looked around, but still couldn’t see where the voice was coming from.

When he went back to his beer, the voice said again, “What a stud you are!” The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on.

The bartender said, “Oh, it’s the pretzels. They’re complimentary.”

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