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July 11, 2013

In Agreement

An attorney telephoned the governor in the middle of the night, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.

“So, what is it?” grumbled the governor.

“Judge Garber has just died, sir,” said the attorney, “and I want to take his place.”

The governor replied, “Well, it’s all right with me if it’s all right with the undertaker.”

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