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July 10, 2013

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a beautiful model were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel, everything got dark, there was this kissing noise and then the sound of a loud slap.

When the train came out of the tunnel, the model and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened while the Englishman was rubbing his red face.

The Englishman was thinking, “The Irish fella must have kissed the model. She went to slap him, missed, and slapped me instead.”

The model was thinking, “That Englishman must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman by mistake and got slapped for it.”

And the Irishman was thinking, “This is awesome! The next time the train goes through a tunnel, I’ll make another kissing noise and slap that English SOB again!”

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