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September 24, 2010
A woman, a bus and a baby
As a woman gets onto a bus with her well-dressed baby, the bus driver says to her, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She can’t believe what she’s just heard and says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “There’s no call for that! You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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