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July 8, 2013

The Happiest Day

“Congratulations, my boy!” said the groom’s uncle. “I’m sure you’ll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.”

“But Uncle, I’m not getting married until tomorrow.”

“I know,” replied the uncle. “That’s exactly what I mean.”

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