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July 1, 2013

Have You Ever Seen

“Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?” the woman asked her husband.

“No,” he said.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top of her blouse, and slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill.

He took the bill and smiled.

She then asked, “Have you ever seen $50 all crumpled up?”

“Why, no,” he said, fascinated.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and pulled out a crumpled $50 bill.

He took the bill and, by now, was breathing heavily.

“Now,” she said, “Have you ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?”

“No way!” he cried, overwhelmed by excitement.

“Well, go look in the garage.”

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