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June 25, 2013

With Friends Like These

Three friends were stranded on an island. They found a beautiful bottle, rubbed it, and a genie appeared offering them three wishes.

The first man said, “I wish I was with my family.” Poof!  He was with his family.

The second guy said, “I wish I was in a bar with my friends.” Poof! There he went!

The third man, now lonely and alone, said, “Dang! I wish my friends were here!” Poof! His two friends were back on the island.

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