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June 21, 2013

Equality

An old man went to the doctor, complaining of terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age,” replied the doctor. “There is nothing we can do about it.”

“That can’t be!” fumed the patient. “My other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”

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