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May 31, 2013

Better Half

An 80-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart, his look turned grave.

“You have a serious heart murmur,” the doctor said. “Do you smoke?”

“Never,” replied the man.

“Do you drink to excess?”

“No!”

“Do you have a sex life?”

“Yes!”

“Well,” said the doc, “I’m afraid with this heart murmur, you’ll have to give up half your sex life.”

Looking perplexed, the old man said, “Which half? The looking or the thinking?”

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