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May 30, 2013

Life Support

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing their living wills.

“Just so you know,” the man said, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

His wife got up, shut off the TV, and dumped his beer.

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