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May 23, 2013

Telling the Truth

A woman is walking down the street when she sees an old man with a nice-looking dog.

“Does your dog bite?” she asks.

“No, never!” the man replies.

As the woman bends down to pet the dog, it snaps at her hand.

“I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!” the woman cried.

“I did,” said the man. “This isn’t my dog!”

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