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May 8, 2013

The Pastor's Teeth

A pastor goes to the dentist for a set of dentures. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he delivers an eight-minute sermon. The second Sunday, his sermon runs 10 minutes. The third Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

After mobbing him to get him down from the pulpit, the congregation demands an explanation.

The pastor explains that the first Sunday, his gums hurt so bad that he couldn't talk for more than eight minutes. The second Sunday, his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But on the third Sunday, he put in his wife's teeth by mistake and he couldn't shut up.

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