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May 6, 2013


All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home.  Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner?  Oh deer!

Earthquakes in Washington D.C. are the government’s fault.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

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