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May 2, 2013


I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.  I can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

This dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils.

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