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April 30, 2013

Love Bites

Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounters in the dental clinic after hours.

But one day, he said sadly, “Honey, we have to stop seeing each other. Your husband is bound to get suspicious.”

“No way, sweetie, he’s as dumb as a fence post,” she assures him. “We’ve been together for six months now, and he doesn’t suspect a thing.”

“True,” agreed the dentist, “but you’re down to one tooth!”

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