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April 26, 2013

Big Spender

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man turns on the speaker phone and answers.

“Hello.”

“Honey, it’s me,” the caller says. “Are you at the club?”

“Yes.”

“Well, I’m at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s $2,000. Can I buy it?”

“OK, if you like it that much.”

“I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2013 models,” the woman says. “I saw one I really liked.”

“How much?”

“$80,000,” she replies.

“For that price, I want it with all the options.”

“Great! One more thing: The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re only asking $550,000!”

“Well, then, go ahead and buy it--but just offer $520,000.”

“OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”

“Bye. Love you, too.”

The man hangs up to find the other men looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

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