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April 25, 2013

You're a Statue

A woman and her lover are in bed together when her husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy into the corner, rubs him down in baby oil, and douses him in talcum powder.

“Don’t move!” she shouts. “You’re a statue!”

When the husband comes upstairs and asks about the new decoration, the wife explains that the Smiths next door had recently acquired a statue for their bedroom--and if they could, so could she.

The couple goes to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs.

He hands the snack to the statue and says, “Here. I stood around for three days at the Smiths, and they never fed me a thing!”

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