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April 22, 2013

Dear Diary

Wife’s Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet for dinner. I was a little late and thought he was upset about that. I asked what was wrong. He said he wasn't upset, it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. I told him I loved him. He didn't say, “I love you, too.” When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely. He just sat there silently, watching TV, distant. Finally, I went to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed but said nothing, then fell asleep. I cried. I don't know what to do. MY LIFE IS A DISASTER!

Husband's Diary:
A two-foot putt! Who the hell misses a two-foot putt?!

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