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April 17, 2013

It's All Relative

A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, “God, what is a million years to you?”

God replies, “My son, a million years to you is like a second to me.”

The man asks, “God, what is a million dollars to you?”

God replies, “My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing.”

The man asks, “In that case, God, can I have a million dollars?”

And God replies, “In a second.”

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