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April 11, 2013

Switching Off

A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When asked their secret for a happy marriage, the husband said, “We take time twice a week to go out to a nice candlelit dinner with soft music and a slow walk home.

“She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays.”

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