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April 10, 2013

Walking it Off

A drunk gets on a bus and begins to fumble endlessly for change. Finally, the impatient driver stomps on the accelerator, and the drunk stumbles all the way to the back of the bus. When the driver stops suddenly, the drunk, still fumbling, lurches to the front of the bus. When the bus jerks forward, the drunk goes flying again, and so it continues until the bus reaches the drunk’s stop and he gets off.

“Hey!” shouts the driver. “You didn’t pay your fare yet!”

“And I’m not going to!” the drunk yells back. “I walked all the way!”

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