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April 5, 2013

The Object of the Game

A group of coworkers gave their retiring colleague a set of golf clubs. He knew nothing about the game and asked the local pro for lessons.

The pro showed him the stance and swing, and then said, “Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green.”

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.

“Now what?” the fellow asked the speechless pro.

“Uh, you’re supposed to hit the ball into the cup,” the pro finally said.

“Oh great! Now you tell me.”

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