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April 4, 2013

Everybody's a Critic

A smart old lady was part of a group touring an art exhibit at a new art gallery. Suddenly, one contemporary painting caught her eye.

“What on earth is that?” she asked the artist.

He smiled condescendingly. “That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child.”

“Well, then,” snapped the lady, “why isn’t it?”

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