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April 1, 2013

A Guide to Man Talk

“I heard you” means: “I haven’t a clue about what you just said and am hoping desperately to fake it well enough so you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.”

“You know I could never love anyone else” means “I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.”

“You look terrific” means: “Please don’t try on one more outfit, I’m starving.”

“I’m not lost” means: “No one will ever see us alive again.”

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