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March 8, 2013
Golfers in Heaven
On the golf course, George slices his first drive deep into the woods. Rather than accept a penalty, he decides to try using an iron to get back on the fairway. His ball ricochets off a tree and strikes him on the forehead, killing him.
When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets him.
“So, you’re a golfer,” St. Peter says. “Are you any good?”
“Good?” George replies, puffing up his chest. “I got here in two, didn't I?”
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