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March 8, 2013

Golfers in Heaven

On the golf course, George slices his first drive deep into the woods. Rather than accept a penalty, he decides to try using an iron to get back on the fairway. His ball ricochets off a tree and strikes him on the forehead, killing him.

When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets him.

“So, you’re a golfer,” St. Peter says. “Are you any good?”

“Good?” George replies, puffing up his chest. “I got here in two, didn't I?”

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