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March 6, 2013

A New Dress

The robber looked exhausted as he confessed his crime to the judge.

After hearing him out, the judge said, “Then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?”

“Yes, your honor.”

“And why was that?”

“Because my wife wanted a new dress.”

“But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”

“Yes, sir. She made me exchange it twice.”

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