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March 4, 2013
The Wife's Birthday
A few days before her birthday, a husband asked his wife, “Dear, what would you like for your present?”
Wife: “I really don’t think I should say.”
Husband: “How about a diamond ring?”
Wife: “I don’t care much for diamonds.”
Husband: “Well, then, a mink coat?”
Wife: “You know I don’t like fur.”
Husband: “A gold necklace?”
Wife: “I already have three of them.”
Husband: “Well, gosh, what do you want?”
Wife: “I want a divorce.”
Husband: “Hmmm, I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”
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