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March 4, 2013

The Wife's Birthday

A few days before her birthday, a husband asked his wife, “Dear, what would you like for your present?”

Wife: “I really don’t think I should say.”

Husband: “How about a diamond ring?”

Wife: “I don’t care much for diamonds.”

Husband: “Well, then, a mink coat?”

Wife: “You know I don’t like fur.”

Husband: “A gold necklace?”

Wife: “I already have three of them.”

Husband: “Well, gosh, what do you want?”

Wife: “I want a divorce.”

Husband: “Hmmm, I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”

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