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March 1, 2013

Goats

Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

“These are the older goats, who are put out to pasture when they no longer produce,” she explained. Then she asked, “What do you do with your old goats in America?”

A graybeard in the group called out, “They send us on bus tours!”

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