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February 28, 2013

Honoring a Warranty

The man charged into the jewelry shop, banged his fist counter, and shook his wristwatch under the salesman’s nose.

“You said this watch would last me a lifetime!” he yelled.

“Yeah,” the salesman admitted. “But you looked pretty sick the day you bought it.”

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