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February 27, 2013

Traveling

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go there alone.

I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense. It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart!

I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but apparently you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I’m in Capable. I seem to go there more often as I get older.

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible, but I’m clearly not.

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