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February 26, 2013

Respect

A woman was talking to her friend. “You should hear my neighbor!” she says. “She is always bad-mouthing her poor husband behind his back. I think that’s so rude.”

She paused, then added, “Look at me! My husband is fat, lazy and cheap, but have you ever heard me say a bad word about him?”

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