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February 22, 2013

Semantics

An older couple had been dating for a long time and finally decided to marry. The night before the wedding, they went out to dinner and talked at length about their life ahead.

After hashing out finances, living arrangements and other issues, the gentleman decided to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

“How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather tentatively.

“I would like it infrequently,” the lady replied.

The gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then leaned in and whispered, “Is that one word or two?”

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