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February 20, 2013

Blood Drive

A husband and wife were participating in a blood drive. As part of the prescreening process, the volunteer was asking them some questions.

“Have you ever paid for sex?” the screener asked the husband.

Glancing wearily at his wife, he sighed, “Every time.”

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