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February 19, 2013

Conditioned Response

“Did you give the prisoner the third degree?” the police sergeant asked the detective.

“Yeah, we browbeat him pretty good,” nodded the other. “Asked him every question we could think of.”

“And did you get a confession?” asked the sergeant.

“Not exactly,” the officer said. “He just kept saying, ‘Yes, dear,’ and dozing off.”

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