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December 24, 2012

The Stable

Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the Nativity story out of the big family Bible.

When my son was old enough to talk, he asked me what a stable was.

I thought for a moment how to explain it to him in terms he could understand, then told him, “It’s something like your sister’s room, but without a stereo.”

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