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February 15, 2013

The Senility Prayer

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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February 13, 2013
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February 12, 2013
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February 11, 2013
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February 8, 2013
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February 7, 2013
Getting a Haircut
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February 6, 2013
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February 5, 2013
A Kind Word
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February 4, 2013
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Wading through...

February 1, 2013
Self-Preservation
Now where in the heck...

January 31, 2013
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Throwing your...

January 30, 2013
Hot Husband
I wish...

January 29, 2013
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January 28, 2013
First Date
On their first date...

January 25, 2013
Blind Date
That was nice of you...


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