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February 13, 2013

How To Lose That Extra Weight!

Here’s a guide to calorie-burning activities.

Going over the edge. . . . . . . . . . .25

Picking up the pieces after. . . . . . 350

Counting eggs before they hatch. . . . . 6

Cracking a smile . . . . . . . . . . . .35

Calling it quits . . . . . . . . . . . . 2

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February 1, 2013
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January 30, 2013
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January 28, 2013
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January 25, 2013
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January 24, 2013
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January 23, 2013
Apology
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