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February 8, 2013

How To Lose That Extra Weight!

Here’s a guide to calorie-burning activities.

Wrapping it up at the day’s end. . . . .12

Opening a can of worms . . . . . . . . .50

Putting your foot in your mouth. . . . 300

Covering your tracks . . . . . . . . . 165

Starting the ball rolling. . . . . . . .90

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