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February 7, 2013

Getting a Haircut

Women’s version:

Woman2: Oh, you got a haircut! That’s so cute!

Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy-looking?

Woman2: Oh, God, no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff, I think.

Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts; that would look so cute, I think. I was actually going to do that, except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman2: Oh, that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders! Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms! See how short they are? If I had your shoulders, I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Men’s version:

Man2: Haircut?

Man1: Yeah.

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