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February 4, 2013

How To Lose That Extra Weight!

Here’s a guide to calorie-burning activities.

Wading through paperwork . . . . . . . 300

Bending over backwards . . . . . . . . 75

Jumping on the bandwagon . . . . . . . 200

Balancing the books. . . . . . . . . . .25

Running around in circles. . . . . . . 350

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