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January 31, 2013

How To Lose That Extra Weight!

Here’s a guide to calorie-burning activities.

Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight). . . .50-300
 
Dragging your heels. . . . . . . . . . 100

Pushing your luck. . . . . . . . . . 250

Making mountains out of molehills. . . 500

Hitting the nail on the head . . . . . .50

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