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January 24, 2013

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There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I killed a six-pack just to watch it die.

Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.

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January 4, 2013
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