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January 24, 2013
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There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I killed a six-pack just to watch it die.
Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
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