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January 22, 2013

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Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

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