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January 22, 2013
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Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
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