January 17, 2013
3 Wise Men
The same question was posed to three religious leaders:
“When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say?”
The Episcopal priest said, “I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.”
The Catholic priest said, “I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful teacher and a servant of God who made a huge difference in people’s lives.”
The rabbi said, “I would like to hear them say, ‘Look! He’s moving!’”
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