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January 16, 2013

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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Sometimes, I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Your kid may be an honor student, but you’re still an idiot.

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

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